Karma : A case of mistaken identity

Contrary to popular opinion and the inherent cliche-ism that follows that Karma is a bitch,
I beg to differ. 
In my opinion, karma is a gentleman. 
To buttress my point, I will  start by defining a bitch vis a vis a gentleman.
A bitch always shows up uninvited, a gentleman knows better.
A bitch dont know when to speak, a gentleman knows better.
A bitch dont know when to listen, a gentleman knows better.
A bitch is always in a hurry, a gentleman knows better.
A bitch is never quick to learn from mistakes, a gentleman knows better.
A bitch is never calculative, a gentleman knows better.

 When you reap what you have sown, it is called Karma. in other words, the timing couldn't be more apt.
Now tell me, is karma truly a bitch ?!